Subject header to an Email I never bothered to open

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.

ABC
CBS
Crooks and Liars
Defamer
Eva Longoria advances her acting career
Fark
The Feed
Fox
The House Next Door
Kelley Blue Book
The Mayor of Prague
Media Morgue
NBC
Parallel Universe Film Guide
Past Deadline
Rosie O'Donnell's Emmy clip
Rosie O'Donnell's poetry blog
The Sandbox
Sigalert
Television Without Pity
Uncle Barky/The Front Page
The White House
YouTube