The Mayor of Coachella would prefer to have his mind blown than for his brain to explode, but he gets the latter, not the former.

By the way: All the Coachella coverage has been diverted to the Daily News music blog. First entry: The Raconteurs save the day, plus the Verve, Fatboy Slim, Swell Season and Vampire Weekend; also, the exasperating ineptitude of every single Coachella employee on the face of the planet, why more old people in Palm Desert need to get cell phones so the phone companies will improve their crappy coverage in the desert, semi tanker trailers cuddling as art and the scourge that is marijuana.