Whatever happened to ... Lisa Guerrero? Here's what

Thanks to AwfulAnnouncing.com, via a bored reporter at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune, we've stumbled upon the latest project in the life of one-time "Monday Night Football" and Playboy poser Lisa Guerrero and her husband, retired softball pitcher and former Dodger hanger-on Scott Erickson.

They're movie folk. At least Scottie's bankrolling Lisa's flick Jones. And movie posterization.

According to the Star Tribune "Whatever happened to ..." blog:

"Now that he’s retired and she’s no longer providing unintentional hilarity on Monday Night Football, Scott and Lisa have found time to co-produce 'A Plumm Summer,' a film about a kidnapped puppet named Froggy Doo. Process that for awhile, then note that the film also stars Jeff Daniels, William Baldwin, the Fonz, the dead lady from Desperate Housewives, and … Lisa Guerrero. Process that for awhile, then note that it’s also based on a true story."

The blurb fails to mention that Clint Howard appears in the role of "Blinky the Clown." Seriously.

Guerrero (or Coles or Guerrero-Coles or Guerrero-Coles-Erickson) plays the role of Roxie Plumm, and is listed as exec producer with Erickson. According to her IMDB.com resume, this is her first role since playing "Reporter" in "Today You Die." Or maybe that's a reference to her playing an actual reporter on a "MNF" game before she was canned. IMBD also notes that a movie called "Fire Down Below," where she played the role of "Blonde Beauty," airs this weekend on TNT.

If it's raining, and you're bored, play a drinking game -- take a swill everytime you see her deliver a line without cracking up.

"A Plumm Summer" has not been rated and it's scheduled for release in March. Check back on RottenTomatoes.com in the coming weeks.

OK, one last cheeze shot before we go (the "before" in the before-after juxtoposition of where she was way back when, and where she is now in the photo above from the flick, with one of the Baldwins and some soon-to-be messed up kid):