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Aaron Proctor is incensed after one of several Pasadena council members returned-to-sender a button Aaron sent out as a "peace offering."

Aaron's subsequently issued his own brand of fatwa on District 6 Councilman Steve Madison, threatening to never discuss Madison or District 6 again on his blog unless Madison apologizes.

Am I the only one for whom that threat seems sort of ... counterproductive? <.<

I'm sure it was all the pre-CBS David Letterman I grew up watching, but Aaron Proctor is right, I do have a soft spot for Top 10 lists ... he's collected all of his into a single category, some of which are quite good.

Tip to former mayoral candidate Aaron Proctor: Don't ever take your show on the road to New Zealand, where Parliament has banned the use of footage from its chambers for "satire, ridicule or denigration."

I'm late to the party on this one, but ...

Safely ensconced in St. Louis, Aaron was inspired by news of Councilman Steve Haderlein's letters to constituents to launch a tribute to the object of his admitted "heterosexual man-crush" at "Steve Haderlein's DIstrict of Sexy"

T.G.I.F. Thank goodness it is Friday.

It has been a long week being Sexy Steve.

I turned down yet another photo shoot for CQ (Councilman's Quarterly) magazine.

I am never using Victor Gordo as a wingman for as long as I live.

Margaret McAustin was mentally stripping me with her eyes again.

Forget about all of that. It's beautiful days like these when a beautiful guy like me just wants to go home, take my shirt off, and wash my car in front of the whole neighborhood.

Yours in bed,

Stevie