Seeking female VP candidate... preferably African-American businesswoman

An email written to the newspaper from a Pasadena native who is running for president:

Bill Warren here in Calif. I am running for Pres. as a write-in candidate and am seeking a successful American lady for my VP running mate. Know anyone? I don;t have much time to make my announcement and file in 32 states. This is not a joke. If you are not interested, please tell me who might be that you know. I have run for US Congress twice. I am 64 years old. I am open to interviews. If you take the time to read my bio below you will discover a very unusual man. I think a man this country needs. I don't have a lot of money. I don't have a hug ego. I am not married to a rich woman. I was not raised a Muslim. I don't hang out with known criminals. I can lift both my arms over my head. I don't have an anger problem. And oh, there was a President who had no wife. James Buchanan 1857. I have just returned from living, teaching and singing in Ukraine and have been to Russia. I understand the Russians and know they are a threat. I care about people and have proven it over the years by participating at charities using my God-given musical talents. Like most Americans, I don't like the two choices we have before us. True, no American write-in candidate has ever won but then consider the fact that in the history of America, never has the Republican party had a woman VP and never has America had an African American run for President and come this far. All things are possible in America.

There is also a long list of Warren's achievements set on a time line (the highlights include time spent as a cruise line entertainer, as well as runs for congress in San Diego and Tennessee). If there is interest for readers, I can post the entire bio. Here is the entry for 2008:

2008 Bill decided to run for United States President as a 'write-in' and at present, is seeking a female to be his running mate. Preferably an African American business woman.

How about a Warren/Proctor ticket? I know he isn't an African-American businesswoman, but that would be the grassroots underdog ticket of old time. I wonder what the Warren platform is?

Oh, and if anyone wants to be his VP, please contact me and I will pass along his email.