Where do they get this stuff?
"Further evidence the Onion is hiring ex-reporters," writes Mason Stockstill, a former colleague at the Daily Bulletin of this piece from the Onion:
Town Hall Meeting Gives Townspeople Chance To Say Stupid Things In Public
September 8, 2007NEW BEDFORD, MA—In a true display of democracy, a town hall meeting held at the New Bedford High School auditorium Monday gave the crowd of approximately 550 residents the opportunity to publicly voice every last one of the inane thoughts and concerns they would normally only have the chance to utter to themselves.

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