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Caroline Kennedy eyeing Hillary Clinton's Senate seat without having run for something, even the president of the PTA, smacks of hubris, audacity and braggadocio.

The truth be told, she wouldn't have generated all the media hype had last name been Marley, Reynolds or another name along those lines. Even so, the unenlightened feel that her resume has provided her with ample experience including a three-hour a week fundraising stint for the New York City public school system and board positions on non-profit organizations like the Kennedy Library, the Commission on Presidential Debates and the New York City Ballet. (Guess how she got those.)

If it really is her resume, then I'd like to toss my hat in the ring as well because mine includes the following:

Wrangled a bus for a fieldtrip that produced one diesel-burning coach and one short-tempered driver.

Worked 40 hours a week, though some may say it is only really three. As of now, those people will not get any holiday cards from me.

Tolerated coworkers who always hold meetings over with one last question when it is time to go home. (They're not getting any cards, either.)

Minded my manners and didn't eat more than two slices of pizza at the luncheon hosted by some financial advisors to promote their services.

Basically, I am patient, a nice dresser and don't have any files at the DMV, and I would be willing to move to NYC as long as I could get discounted theatre tickets. So what do you say, Al Sharpton and the New York union honchos? Want to go for some grub?