Poking fun at the DNC
Gotta love the guys at Woot.com. They make electronics funny. Now they've turned their comic eye on the Democratic National Convention with this SNL-style list of 10 things to look forward to at the donkey fest. (With it ending today we can see how many of their predictions came true.)
If you don't have a sense of humor, you should not read this post. If you think I'm biased, check back next week when Woot's shares their top 10 list for the Republican National Convention.
Without further ado...10 things to look forward to at the DNC.
1. Video set to Crosby, Stills and Nash just to reassure the upper middle class that Obama isn't as black as they think
2. Joe Biden reveals he has begun estrogen therapy in bid to lock up the transsexual vote
3. Carefully framed camera shots that hide everyone but twentysomethings and celebrities
4. Confused booking coordinator schedules speech by Jamie Kennedy
5. Two stabbed in heated debate over...
...health insurance mandates
6. Rip in time sends picture of Robert Byrd shaking hands with Obama back to the past and ends his political career before it even starts
7. Angry women in heavy makeup who refuse to accept they haven't been a trophy wife since 1994
8. Not a single word about the real truth behind 9/11 - SEE THROUGH THE LIES, PEOPLE!
9. Bill Clinton and Lisa Loeb host half-hour infomercial for Time-Life's Golden Hits of the '90s CD set
10. Desperate 3 AM text messages from Obama saying he is lonely and promising us healthcare if we come over and stay the night
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How is this going to save me any money?
It's not. I just find it funny. ~Julia
The whole donkeycon was pretty funny! As to saving money, I'm pretty sure Hillary got that hideous orange pantsuit on sale!
Did you forget to use the letters "an" for the word republic?
At first, I thought you bwere referring to Republic Airlines, the now defunct Minneapolis, MN-based airline that has been owned by NWA since 1986.
I thought that maybe they were having a reunion for former employees. lol
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kinda funny but I bet i laugh out loud reading the jokes on the republicans