Spankers spank faux patriots

Asylum Street Spankers are taking the political gloves off with their rip at those who claim to support our troops by doing nothing more than plastering a magnetic ribbon on their automobiles. "Stick Magnetic Ribbons on Your SUV," sung to the tune of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon," chides the hollow attempt at unified support of the armed forces while they are begging for properly armored vehicles and protective vests. If you think we should stay the course in Iraq, this could compel you to change your tune.