There's a reason they call him Lance

OK, so Lance Bass is gay. Really: This is news? Someone, somewhere, is surprised?

I mean, when I took my stepdaughter to an 'N Sync concert five or six years ago, when she was 10 or 11, she came very close to the truth herself then. Watching the guys endlessly cavorting on stage, she took a break from screaming her little lungs out to lean over to me and declare, “They're so bouncy!�

And anyway, someone unearthed this not terribly ambiguous “the walrus was Paul� clue from five years back.