Mel & Lindsay: The Movie?

With Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan making spectacles of themselves in the news this week - he for drunk driving and spewing the anti-Semitic bile we always kinda knew was in him, her getting publicly scolded by the producer of her latest film for her "heat-related" (read: mojito-fueled) work absences - I couldn't help think that there's a great father-daughter road comedy somewhere in their mutual future.
It could end in a teary reconiciliation at a halfway house. Or maybe on a beach in Beirut, with her in a bikini while Mel rants about the airstrike at their hotel.