Create the next Adam Sandler blockbuster!

In honor -- well, honor's not the right word, but you understand -- of Adam Sandler's latest flick, "Click," here's a little interactive project for anyone with time on their hands: Create the worst movie Hollywood might actually make.

This, of course, gives you plenty of latitude.

My idea: "Dumb F---s," in which Adam Sandler plays an aimless loser who inherits a Nevada whorehouse from his very flatulent uncle (Robert Loggia) who, in a spectacularly funny scene (if you're a 12-year-old boy; interminable to everyone else) farts himself to death as explains to the initially reticent Adam why he wants him to take over the business (he needs to learn responsibility, etc.). So Adam and his wacky buddies are enjoying the high life at the brothel, with lots of lascivious highjinks and bare backsides involved in pratfalls (even if Adam is a little spooked by the Madam, played by Cloris Leachman). But a determined and crusading if perky and freshly scrubbed female journalist (Camilla Belle, or any young actress who really can't act, since the role makes no earthly emotional sense whatsoever anyway) who believes that prostitution is demeaning to women does an undercover series of stories revealing the embarrassing goings-on at their cathouse, which spurs Adam to, yep, take more responsibility. But of course she and Sandler fall in love, and that whole female-empowerment debate gets neatly shunted to the side, where it can be safely ignored.

You can do better. Hollywood can't do worse. Submit an entry. The best will be posted later on.