Brandon who?

Until last night, Brandon Davis' greatest claim to fame seems to have been his wealthy entitlements as grandson of the late Marvin Davis. Now he's getting some attention for his caught-on-video rant against Lindsay Lohan while clubbing in L.A. with Paris Hilton. (Defamer.com and TMZ.com link to this obscene tirade, but because of his repeated foul language, if you want to see it you'll need to type in an address yourself.) While Brandon blathered on about Lohan's anatomy, apparently stunning the hard-to-shock paparazzi, Paris giggled and held up her cell phone so whoever was on the other end could hear it all. If Lohan were to sue for defamation, given all the video crews recording this foul mouth in action, there would be seriously deep pockets for any settlement or judgment.